Once upon a time. In a place called Hollywood Land. A young ghoul stepped off the bus from Transylvania Kentucky, with stars in her eyes. She soon began a secretarial job at "Miracle Pictures" (If its a good picture, it's a miracle.) and it was there, she was discovered. She was the star of the seldom seen film "The thing that ate the Brown Derby." She went on to star in such greats as Alvin Pitchforks "Annoyed" and Boolah Lugrossy's "Vampire Vixens from Virginia." Never quite reaching the top, Eulogy retired into her mansion, vowing to bring shame to every horror movie that ever succeeded above her own, (Which was most.) Now, she has returned to the world of the living to shed light on that dismal side of Horrorwood known as the B movie. Join her here twice a month for a rarely seen gem of the sinister sinema!
Shortly after opening her cinema, Eulogy gained the sole custody of her brother, Mortimer. Mortimer had spent some years in the Jittery Hills Home for the Emotionally Cankered, due to
an incident involving an ice cream scoop. He joins his sister now with a veritable circus of
Next is Barry. M. Deep. He is Eulogy's assistant, driver and official goon. His wit is snippy and his sexuality vague. He always knows how to push her buttons.
Then There is Ivey Fingerz. She is the resident botanist, gardener and chemist. A ditzy little thing with a poisonous alter ego. Forever trapped in Toon Town, (Due to a spell Eulogy can't reverse), She is the first to help out on sci fi projects.
Lastly is Eulogy's wisecracking crystal ball "Witchita West". From time to time, Eulogy has to consult"Witchopedia" for fun facts about the films. Witchita is more than pleased to help...for a price.
Together, this creepy little family will douse you with laughter and chills. GAURANTEED.